Hollywood Drivers

Is it really so important to show up at a club or at a party in your very own Mercedes, Range Rover, Astin Martin, or what have you???? If I was rich and famous (more importantly rich) my car would be a chauffeured limo, hell, a chauffeured tricycle, i don't care what it is, the key word is chauffeur!
It just makes no sense to me that all of the stars are getting DUIs. You have the money to afford to not drink and drive, so why do you continue to do it? I remember back in my early 20s the only reason I would drive is that I couldn't AFFORD a cab ride (probably because I spent my last $2.50 on a kamikaze shot) so we would play rock paper scissors and risk it. I'm not saying it was smart, (nor was the 12th kamikaze shot) but it's the truth. I am quite positive that Heather Locklear, Paris Hilton, and Mischa Barton at least had enough money for a cab, or hell enough money to rent a hotel room next door to the club for the evening or even enough money to charter a helicopter to take them home!

Hollywood, stop being stupid. You have the dough, now spend it wisely. You know what, I am moving to Los Angeles and I am opening a high end car service where the star drives there own car to the party so they can be seen in it, then we take their keys from them and meet them back at the club at closing time and drive their drunk asses home. That way they got the grand entrance and no DUI on exit. GIVE ME THE KEYS (you mfcs) I'LL DRIVE!